You know why we measure them in Meters right?
No feet on snakes
Right!! They have no feet!
Same here, but they’ll still have to get past the carpet python, retic, and 3 bp’s in the living room to get to any of those “safe” rooms 
non reptile ppl stay out of my living room and foyer. (foyer looks into the living room which has my beardie)
Those are all cute but man, I really laughed out LOUD about “taking it as a challenge.” 
sir this is hilarious
I am a beardie a corn snake and tegu minus the IQ lol.
Haha, same. My blood python’s enclosure is currently on my dining room table. Because python centerpieces are so in this summer. 
(Eventually I’ll move her up to my bedroom with my other snake, but I’m gonna have to move some heavy furniture to get everything situated, and I’m lazy, so I’ve decided I’m not going to bother until I get her adult enclosure set up.)
This is priceless.
Omg yes!!! I die a little everytime i hear “they are poisonous” another one when it comes to inverts that sting and people say bite.