It is definitely a RetTculAted pYtHOn because of the venom sacky things that line the entire body……
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An 80 feet python boa constrictor barododmsksm python! -90% of so called “reptile pro’s on face book”
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Clearly that is satan. Did it try to talk you into eating any fruit? That’s a sure sign.
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Why yes, it kept offering me apples 
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fun fact the way you wake up your body releases a chemical that actually makes you grumpy 
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That there is a spider ball cobra, they infuse DNA from black widows and brown recluce spiders which make it extremely poisonous and also gives it its pattern. Many foolish people will try to tell you that its “venomous not poisonous” but they mean the exact same thing and those people need to do their research.
(This hurt me to write)
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Im pretty sure that is a water-headed copper rattler from Texas.
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That there is a baboon viper.(Bitey baboonicus) They’re highly poisonous and have been sighted taking down and feasting on full grown baboons in the wild. Allegedly they also destroy ornamental garden plants. Clear entire fields of their potato harvest. Eat smaller varmints and children. Approach with caution as their tail is highly prehensile and they know how to use handguns.
You have been warned.
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No no no, that’s is very clearly a ball python! Extremely poisonous, in fact, its poison can kill in as little as 12 minutes. My friends cousins sisters uncles wife said that her friend used to sleep with a ball python which was over 15 feet in length and the vet said it was sizing her up!
Luckily you may be able to escape ones grasp if you just lay very still, they may think you’re dead and just leave.
Snakes are blind and deaf after all so as long as you’re stealthy you should be safe.
I live on the edge as I keep over a dozen of these highly dangerous creatures.
(I can’t believe I took five minutes of my life to actively think and then type all that 
)
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But we so appreciate it though!!
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Trust me, we all were
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One of them there boapython constrictors. Gotta love’em my buddy Clyde got me one back in the 60’s and I kept it in my bathtub for 3 years and he had a healthy diet of cheese and popcorn before he passed. Oh how I miss him he was such a good pet
(I lost a brain cell for every letter written in this post)
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I lost 5 per letter lol (no hate don’t take it the wrong way.)
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it’s a kind boa python constrictor cobra anaconda python king! super venomous looks like it sizing you up you better run because my uncle’s sister twice removed cousin’s son a friend of a friend cousins uncle is a vet who said so!!!
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(Don’t try this at home, obviously)
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She’s a beauty!
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Thank you! Those pictures are a few months old. She has grown so much. Eating small rats now. I’ll have to post new pictures.
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