Good one @garciademueller
Isn’t Google kind of an irritator? Now I want to combine these threads and get a pet Irritator.
If you can come up with a good argument on why a 2200 pound river dragon would make a good pet, you should totally put Irritator in there
So just saying, “I have a pet Irritator,” isn’t sufficient? Lol
Okay, I’ve got another one.
Lol , I am happy that I am a bit better at it than this . It worked on one girl, that is all I need .
I was a bit more subtle than this… My online dating profile said I spent a lot of free time “cleaning and feeding the menagerie”
It was after about a week or so of conversation that my now wife thought to ask “So… what exactly is this ‘menagerie’ you mentioned?” but by that point she was pretty invested so…
My boyfriend has started sending me pictures of every single toad, spider, or beetle he sees to find out if I know what it is, so honestly it works
Sort of an Edwardian Era Meme- a humorous painting. Perugini’s “the Green Lizard”. This is an honest actual canvas painting. Going by the technique it would have taken at LEAST a few weeks to paint. There’s always people willing to coo over a cute lizard- even in the 1900s.
I love this!
Me when someone mentions how they love reptiles and I tell them about every minutes detail of my setups and show them a thousand pictures of my snakes and then they say they have a bearded dragon on reptile carpet in a 20 gallon and feed them exclusively mealworms
Honestly same. I love that meme by the way and I’ve definitely gotten weird looks from people when I talk about my snakes. They probably do think I’m deranged