Im a blue tongue skink…
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I mean, we got cresties and their hatchlings this year…but we didn’t buy them. 
I do, however, want to remedy that this year. See what Matt let’s me get. 
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I am a leopard gecko
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I’m the ball python
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I dont know if these have been used or not, but they made me laugh so here they are.


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lol that is so bad but so true

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Ahh yes the exclusive BP in a Russian tank
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this is just what I needed!
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It does remind me of that
It looks like when you spread raspberry jelly on already-buttered bread.
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This is for our isopod crew, i couldnt stop laughing xD (context, I saw this in response to a person asking if isopods would trigger shellfish allergies, so it was made even funnier)
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Boas are savage 
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