Lighten the mood! (Reptile Memes)

[cmills]

Me seeing a BP labeled as ‘het batman’ or something

[ilana_the_reptile_girl]

It’s true, though!

[garciademueller]

I think I’d have the best shot with a velociraptor. With anything else I would be dead in seconds.

[garciademueller]

Let me know if you get the reference lol

[jawramik]

I’d pick the baby triceratops just barely visible in the background of the picture. That’s an option, right?

[garciademueller]

Seems a little bit like cheating but I’ll allow it

[cmills]

I’m so aggressively afraid of the concept of being stuck ANYWHERE near a quetzelquatalus (or hatzegopteryx, I’m not sure which is featured here - I don’t have the streaming service so I can’t watch Prehistoric Planet and it causes me actual pain)

[garciademueller]

I honestly think it’s worth getting apple TV just for prehistoric planet. I mean it when I say it’s an absolutely LIFE CHANGING documentary for any dinosaur fanatics to watch. Plus it has some great scenes with my absolute favorite dinosaur, Nanuqsaurus.

[cmills]

I think I’ll wait for season 2 to drop soon and then pay for a subscription in early June to make the most of it…maybe I can even get away with a free trial and binge the snot out of some premier dinosaur content. I saw the scene of the carno with his little baby arms dancing stolen on YT and I’m desperate for more

[garciademueller]

Yeah, I absolutely fell in love with prehistoric planet carnotaurus. After watching this show, carnotaurus replaced australovenator as my second favorite theropod.

[lumpy]

Actually I am going to take the vegetarian of them lol . I think that I would do great .

[cmills]

A good choice, I also love tiny arm bull man

[caryl]

Wishing I had regular access to Prehistoric Planet…
Inside a garbage truck? I’m going with the Triceratops. The adult one. Employing close-quarter tactics dictated by the confined situation, I would heroically vault to the animal’s back, where I would valiantly ride as the mighty beast bucked and tossed until it realized my mastery and… yeah, no, I can’t even finish that sentence. Not even in a fantasy.

[jawramik]

I went somewhere similar in my head. “I shall befriend and then ride the triceratops, and I shall emerge victorious!” But then I was like…“yeah no, I’d just end up getting gored and/or trampled, better go for the baby.”

[cmills]

But you’d be pulverized in SUCH a neat way though, they’d sing stories about you forever!

[caryl]

@cmills

But you’d be pulverized in SUCH a neat way though, they’d sing stories about you forever!

TOTALLY worth it!!!

[t_h_wyman]

I would take the Azdarchid, no way it could maneuver inside a garbage truck so I could just sit and chill for a half hour and make a cool $15 mil

[erie-herps]

Why is everyone saying garbage truck?
I also read it as garbage truck at first, and then got confused by the picture behind the text, so I read it again.

[t_h_wyman]

Face… Meet palm

[chesterhf]