Lighten the mood! (Reptile Memes)

[t_h_wyman]

I was a bit more subtle than this… My online dating profile said I spent a lot of free time “cleaning and feeding the menagerie”

It was after about a week or so of conversation that my now wife thought to ask “So… what exactly is this ‘menagerie’ you mentioned?” but by that point she was pretty invested so…

[cmills]

My boyfriend has started sending me pictures of every single toad, spider, or beetle he sees to find out if I know what it is, so honestly it works

[athleticshoelace]

Sort of an Edwardian Era Meme- a humorous painting. Perugini’s “the Green Lizard”. This is an honest actual canvas painting. Going by the technique it would have taken at LEAST a few weeks to paint. There’s always people willing to coo over a cute lizard- even in the 1900s.

[caryl]

I love this!

[garciademueller]

Me when someone mentions how they love reptiles and I tell them about every minutes detail of my setups and show them a thousand pictures of my snakes and then they say they have a bearded dragon on reptile carpet in a 20 gallon and feed them exclusively mealworms

[garciademueller]

[anon5387911]

@garciademueller

Me when someone mentions how they love reptiles and I tell them about every minutes detail of my setups and show them a thousand pictures of my snakes

Honestly same. I love that meme by the way and I’ve definitely gotten weird looks from people when I talk about my snakes. They probably do think I’m deranged

[anon5387911]

[athleticshoelace]

Album cover.

[garciademueller]

I would listen to that album all day everyday

[flrt-dennis]

This is too accurate. My now wife was working at petco and i asked her if she liked snakes? She said yes and i name dropped my friends store, incredible pets, and told her they have real snakes!

[garciademueller]

Several bird memes. It is my firm belief that birds are reptiles, so this does not break any rules.

[monty_pituophis]

Got a few here

[garciademueller]

[logar]

Crested geckos were very hurt by this

[garciademueller]

I don’t know how I completely forgot about them!

[bradburyesqu]

[ilana_the_reptile_girl]

This is gold lol

[bradburyesqu]

I wish I made it but I found it an Facebook lol

[wrai]