Guess they never heard of the Galapagos tortoise. 
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Good grief!! I’ve been raising all these world record size animals and never knew it! Quick, who has Guiness’s number?
Also, the old science teacher in me immediately noted their faulty conversion. Seems that their math skills aren’t any better than their animal knowledge. 1 inch = 2.54 cm, so 40 cm is 15.75 inches. (Given the rest of the gobbledegook, I’m assuming we don’t care about significant figures. 
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Stupid should hurt for a reason.
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I am cackling. “40cm (5.75 inches)”
This is what happens when we turn the internet over to janky AI. Can’t even get basic mathematical conversions right!
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I’m embarrassed to admit how long it took me to “get it” with this one…but eventually I got there. 
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That article didn’t have an author. I’ve been running into more and more Bot written Theft-generated content lately even on history sites and reptile sites.
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Oh my goodness, literally laughed out loud! Thanks for that, Travis! 
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Those little quips sound like something you and I might come up with!!! 
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Apparently if you open it outside, you’ll be transported into an Alfred Hitchcock film.
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Hmmmmm. I didn’t know a meal worm could fly!
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I think opening the box could summon every bird on Earth for a tasty mealworm snack!
Which honestly I can confirm, my leo won’t eat supers over a certain size and we’ve put them out in a bowl before and had a VERY fat robin around for a bit
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