Morph Market Jokes and Memes!

All Reptiles
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I was thinking- why don’t we all shared our MorphMarket - related jokes? (Good natured only!!) I’ll start:

me: I’m not “obsessed” with reptiles, it’s just an interest. Nothing weird about having a hobby. Geez…

mom: Whatever you say…

me: looks offended

mom: gets up and leaves room

me: waits, listens to footsteps as she walks down the hall, quietly removes phone from pocket, checks MorphMarket for any listings I may have missed in the last 6 minutes

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I mean, if that’s obsessed I don’t know how crazy it sounds that I actually had a friend jokingly offer to make a code so that MorphMarket auto launches upon unlocking my phone and laptop lol.

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Me: Looking a MorphMarket knowing full well I’m too broke to get anything: Ohhh, that’s a nice looking crestie…

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I like the one John put on the hompage a while back … it was something along the lines of “We even wrote the site in Python”.

Tell him to share the code and we can add it to the app so no-one can ever leave MorphMarket … EVER!
:rofl:

Cracking Up Lol GIF by The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon

But now … I WANT HOMESCREEN WIDGETS!!!

Give It To Me Need GIF

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Me:

  • searches :mag: diligently for a rare combination of morphs…
  • at long last, I find one, after years and years of searching!!! :face_holding_back_tears:
  • looks at pics :eyes: - they are sheer perfection, exactly what I’d hoped!!!
  • excitedly reads the description…
  • discovers animal is pos het for the one trait I must avoid that would ruin my entire project… :broken_heart:
  • :sob::sob::sob:
  • a few minutes pass…
  • goes back to happily looking through other listings :blush:
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MorphMarket should come with the following label:

WARNING: MM is highly addictive. Be prepared to devote most of your waking hours to this site because you won’t be able to leave it alone. Many have fallen “prey” to it.………

:face_with_peeking_eye::joy::upside_down_face::grin: like me!!!

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And you said NO???

:joy:

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Feeling personally called out like:

family reunion no GIF

not like this GIF

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MMEEE TOO all I got is like 40-50 in my piggy bank

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Except now it’s even worse, because I am going to be buying a crestie, but I eventually want to get a female like him to pair to him. BUT, MorphMarket has been soooo kind in showing me the perfect female, even though I won’t be able to get another crestie for several months.
Smh, this site sometimes.

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(Literally I am a minor so I still have a piggy bank and not an actual bank account)

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Well Im almost 53 and I keep the snake funds in an envelope in the sock drawer.

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Lol! I’m 67 and mine is in a coffee can! :joy::upside_down_face:

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My reptile funds are all official and in a real account and everything.
… except for the super-secret stash of cash whose existence I deny even to myself most of the time when I’m browsing listings because it’s only there for emergencies… oh my gosh, is that a notification from my “saved searches” for that rare animal I desperately need to make that as-yet-nonexistent but hopefully stunning morph combination I’ve been working toward for years? clearly an emergency…sidles away to fetch funds…

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OMG that is totally me raiding my savings account for isopod money!! :joy:

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Glad I’m not the only one! :rofl:

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Did it for Mr. Slim Shady :wink:. Hopefully we all get a big update soon.

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Whenever my mom says she is going to the dollar store I raid my piggy bank for money to spend on junk food… this is how I went from having $100 saved up to $5…

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Someone needs to guard that piggy bank from you!!! :joy::upside_down_face::face_with_peeking_eye:

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Definitely! How else can you save up for more wonderful herps? :rofl: :joy:

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