I had two frogs that I rescued from my friend, (when I say rescued i mean saved from a life with a couple weeks left) and one was Booger and the other was Snot but then one passed away so now I just call the one still alive The Frog because I wasn’t able to tell the difference between the two very well
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Wow no one liked this that much 
. I am not set on Nicole but I really like that Aidan means little fire. 
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I actually really like that name! It looks and sounds nice to my weird brain lol
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I think my favourite was someone who had named their BP “Beep”.
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Currently, my two favorite retired breeders rats are named Potat and Tater.
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More good names for pets, in no order but with breaks for ease of reading:
Teapot, Thinmint, Wabbit Season, Roadblock, Jersey, Azalea, Brushed Nickel Finish, Stylin’ Boi, Ramen, Mx. SideWide, Sparkplug, Matthew, Not-Matthew, Aiyisha, Rebekah, Bright Steve, Platter, Seesaw, Schroedinger,
Pier 1, Dodgeball, Washpot, Curious George, Arthur King of the Britons, Freemarket, Greyhound, Alistair, Chioma, Markymark, Scrubjay, Big Jim, Medium Jim, Little Jim, Marshal, Brigadier General, Twisty Tie, Bredclip,
Beets, Charcuterie, Tape Measure, Sterling, Mr. Brushy Brushy, Footless Daisy, Resting Grumpface, Hi-Boy, Periscope, Bratty Hosepipe, Not a Cobra,
Dauntless, Angharad, Toast, Our Isidore, Miss Eliza Bennet, Fuji-san, Newberry, Gumbo, False Flag, Chingiss Khan, Blackcurrant, Smug Annie, Hissyfit, Sir Rafferty, Spanner, Oxygen, Pheasant…
Also if I ever get a Toad, he will be named Sprocket.
My Bold Jumping Spider of unknown sex is named Pheebs.
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Bob and Betty.
Nuff said.
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My trio of blue death feigning beetles are named hot dog, pickle, and mustard. I love all three of them!
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Love this
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I can’t-
I don’t even know where to start this list is so chaotic! 
Oxygen. JUST Oxygen. Freakin- Spark Plug??
You did not just say name your animal charcuterie
I am really digging Bratty Hosepipe though.
And the ones that play on eachother,
Matthew and Not-Matthew… I’m dying.
I love all of the refrences.
I literally could not touch on everything that made me cackle if i wanted to so I’ll leave it here. Kudos to you, your creativity and audacity knows no bounds.
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Thank you very much!
For a little more fun, my Blue Death Feigning beetles are named Copper, Red, Zee, Spot, and originally we also had Tiny Timmy.
My dog’s name is a human name- Signe.
I have a plushie Chinook Salmon named Smiley, and a little Lamprey who attaches to him with a magnet- the lamprey’s name is Mister Smoochy.
When I had a tortoise his name was Aeschylus.
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I know this isnt reptile related but i had a boyfriend a long time ago who had a cat named Dog. And the goofy thing would play fetch with the plastic that came on packs of cigarettes. Yep one confused animal. Funny too that my dauchshund would nap with Dog and she hated all cats.
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My grandma had a cat named Dogfood
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Had 4 cats named, Breakfast, lunch, dinner, snack.
All our snakes are named after food items, banana, lemon, chocolate, liquorice, peanut butter, mango, cupcake, muffin, pineapple, fudgsicle…you get the point.
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