This is hilarious. I even read in a soft concerning voice too. Lol
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With a slight accent as well.
This is genius level stuff right here!
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@flrt-dennis @spottedbull
Haha! Thank you! I wrote it to sound like the sad cat diaries from ZeFrank on YouTube.
José was sitting out and staring at the window like that for 10 minutes. He looked so sad! It looked like he was having a snakey existential crisis…
And of course i capitalized on it, as you do.
The portal to Narnia stuff gets me the most. That’s my main running joke for their antics of getting into places they’re not supposed to be. So far the most likely places they seem to believe it is hidden, is on top of their enclosures (it’s a magical land up there,) somewhere on all glass windows… you simply must push into it harder, higher, and maybe to the left… Or the right… but wait what’s that smell? Okay back to the right…
and behind every crack imaginable.
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Exactly the voice i read it in xD
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This is the HIGHLY POISONOUS python-boa-constrictor-king-snake, a SINGLE once of its POISON can KILL 30 ELEPHANTS in SECONDS.
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(I cringed writing this) I also stole this picture from a random ad on MM
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Oh cool bro, is that the all new ExoTerra M4 Sherman??
I hear it’s popularity has been blasting competitors out of the water.
Truly conquering the glass enclosure market these days
One could even say, that setup is the bomb right now.
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Nah it’s a Sturmtiger, short barrel definitely a Sturmtiger
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Ahh i see, by Zoo Med. Of course.
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My parents gave me this card for Valentine’s Day!
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I’m so sorry but you need to take this down, it’s a picture of my mother and you don’t have her permission! she gave me a heart box of chocolates and all the vanilla cremes were gone!!!
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Literally the case for everyone here
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Definitely my house. This place was built in the 60s, with no overhead lighting and two outlets per room. What are you going to plug in that isn’t a standing lamp, after all?
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I have four outlets in my bedroom. I only have a few reptiles, but still 2 of those are covered by reptiles stuff and the other one if covered by other appliances.
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