Tell me you’re a keeper without telling me you’re a keeper

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I have a stainless steel cooking pot, but it is not for cooking ratatouille.

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I got bags of dead rats for Christmas last year! Best gift ever!

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People who visit me are horrified to see rats thawing in the kitchen.

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I mean…technically you are? :grimacing:

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Something heard in our house this morning, “Why are all the pumps empty?!”

When it looks like you’re growing MJ, but it’s just you propagating plants for your enclosures.

When you ask your uncle if he wants to see baby pictures, and he knows it’s not of the mammal variety.

When you hear mice in the house, and you just wanna let out your own version of pest control.

You buy massive amounts of topsoil and play sand, but you don’t t have kids or a garden (we do have a garden, however.)

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Yes! Different sizes, texture, and always in the extra large roll.

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Totes with holes, everywhere :joy:

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Owns a soldering gun but has never done any soldering…

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a garbage bag full of sticks and limbs in the freezer…put one in this morning!

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I see where this thread is going. :rofl:

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When you hear mice, but the owner of the house just replies, they are friends, for food :rofl:

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When somehow every discussion with your friends, you try to talk about your growups.

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I enjoy showing off my females, especially the big ones

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I have to warn contractors (electricians etc) before entering a certain room

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We had some foundation repair work done and one of the guys wouldn’t go in the big room and measure the room for level. I had to take the device into the room.

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Omg don’t!
I have heating stuff being done in a couple weeks and I’ve been saying to the other half, do we need to move the snakes out of the bedroom?? :joy:

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yea, builders and such act hard but…

My cats get overly interested in a certain room on certain days and they are not allowed in it on that day.
They bring me enough presents. :face_with_raised_eyebrow:

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I just did four rehousings and didn’t have to pack a single thing.

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I have my AC set to 75* but my bedroom never goes below ~80 due to unconventional flat heaters.

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My hydro bill is through the roof :confused:

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