Here’s a fun idea! Tell me you keep reptiles without telling me you keep reptiles. I’ll start.
I always have a bottle of Dawn dish soap, but never for doing dishes.
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I’ve had to tell guests “don’t use that pot for cooking, that’s the rat pot”
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50-75% of my freezer space is filled with rodents
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I’ve spent more on hides than I have on clothing in the past year
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There’s varying size of sterilite bins everywhere
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Oh god I feel that one on a personal level. Except in my case, it’s a rodent cup. And my sister-in-law drank out of it one time.
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I got another one!
I have a mini freezer in my room, but it doesn’t hold food, at least not human food.
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I have black boxes but they are not for storage.
That cup is not for drinks, and tongs aren’t meant for flipping hamburgers.
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Don’t touch those tongs those aren’t for food, that tub isn’t for storing food, the top bit of that freezer doesn’t hold food for human consumption.
That cup isn’t for drinking out of.
Just ask before you use anything 
(Though we keep it all in the reptile outhouse, well all but the freezer) 
I think my family would freak if I said anything like that to them…
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Don’t use those tongs for the food, they’ve touched a gecko’s mouth!
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Those tongs are for food, but not yours.
“Don’t open that tub!”
Yeah, I made that fridge myself. It’s for baking unusual eggs.
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Never mind the stacks of deli cups and small plastic containers stacked over there behind the cricket box and roach box with the three different sizes of tongs all on top of the box with the “frozen rodents” label and the box with the “live insect” label.
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Basically…
Don’t come into my house and think anything is ‘safe’
This is all of us for sure^ 
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No kidding 
I’ve had some close encounters with my younger relatives opening something they shouldn’t have. Granted it’s partly my fault for forgetting to lock the door.
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Don’t use the tupperware that’s labeled rat dunker
(Btw I only feed frozen so no live rats have ever been dunked)
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Love this!
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When your answer to the question, “how much does it cost to feed your pet?”
$3.30 a month (of course with awkward silence after)
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I can leave my pets without food and attention for 2 weeks and they won’t care.
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My 2 year old son excitedly points out FedEx trucks he sees…
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I’m looking for a glass door beverage cooler that doesn’t work
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The best wine is eggy and served warm…
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Someone trying to have a normal conversation with me:
Me: so do you have any kind of pets? Specifically reptiles
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Your friend - “ You work for 70 hours a week, and are paid $39 an hour. Why do you not have a car? Or a bigger house? Or a new phone?”
You - “I put it in that new type of currency…snaketo.” The best financial decision I ever will make, right?!”
Your friend- “That currency doesn’t even come up on Google!”
You - “I know. It’s on MorphMarket .”
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