I have random pieces of skin hanging around for fun, right?
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I defrost rats on my desk while I work.
Also, I love how many people bring up the frozen rodents because that’s honestly the weirdest thing to me about having snakes, haha.
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I have the same problem
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ok Ed Gein 
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I have a kitchen paper towel roll and a snake room paper towel roll. Different sizes 
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First thing I looked for this morning were black Friday deals on reptile enclosures!
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We have two different brands. The wife insists on the softer ones for the reptile room.
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*Friend comes over to my house
Friend: why do you have so many containers?
me: DON’T OPEN THA-
Friend: oh.
Happy thanksgiving!
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When you buy the biggest size package of paper towels or you buy every useable product as Sams.
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When the only Latin you really know is the binomial names of rare insects, geckos, and snakes…
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When you have a lot of random needle-like pricks in your arms, hands and fingers. 
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I have a deep freezer in my basement, but it isn’t for human food…
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Or animal food 
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We all have whole bodies in our freezers, right? That’s perfectly normal. 
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Not that freezer… that one is full of rats! 
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So no rat style dunk tank? I think we should put all live rats in a carnival style dunk tank before becoming food.(I’m kidding)
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The people will UV in their tanks,” To us, it is normal to get sunburn when inside.”
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I think my neighbors are concerned about rats because of my RodentPro boxes. Hopefully they realize it’s not for extermination, the boas take care of that, lol .
I can hear them now,” That boy needs looks like 40 pounds of rat poison for his life issues. What a shame.”
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When I get those showing up on my porch I might put the empty box on my neighbors porch, lol.
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When your phone constantly autocorrects “get” and “her” to “het”.
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